A woman was helping her husband set up his new
computer, and
at the appropriate time in the process, told him he
would now
need to enter a password. Something he would use to
log-on.
Her husband was in a rather devilish mood and figured
he would
try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's
attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter
his
password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that
he was
keying in:
P...
E...
N...
I...
S...
His wife fell out of her chair laughing when the
computer
replied
***PASSWORD INVALID...........NOT LONG ENOUGH***
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:
Something other people have.
You have character lines.
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For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected
Mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these mergers in 2007:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
GraceCo. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
Become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
Merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
Become:Knott NOW!
And finally:
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name
Titty Titty Bang Bang!
There was a crowd of people gathered, they each had their hands full of rocks, and were throwing them at this one person.
Jesus saw this, and came between the crowd and the person being hit by the rocks. He asked them why they are throwing rocks at this person. They said this person is a sinner, and must be punished.
He told them all… “Who is with out sin, cast the first stone.”
From the crowd, came one rock and it hit the sinner in the head.
Jesus looked at the person who throw the rock, and said, “Mother!”
U never know what you will get!
If the United States is a Capitalist country,
then why does one need a license to be a capitalist?
A dirty film 4 U
You might want to wash your hands after this one!
How do you write "I Love you" in Japanese?
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